OH TO BE A TRAVEL WRITER

Flight attendant with the huge

Blue arse, I’ve got you

Down. Clouds outside the

Triple glazed window that

Are so bold, I’d be bold

Enough to ski upon. I’ve

Got you down.

Grecian ossuary; the

Scent of candle wax

And old death. I’ve

Got you down.

Fucking a girl I

Can’t understand

Or have even tried to,

In a cave on a

Stone as hot as molten lead,

I’ve got you

Down.

I take this

Clusterfuck

Of an orange holiday

A film I’m a part of,

A photo I’ve stuck

My head into

And trap it in

Words with my

Camera eyes. Oh

To be a travel writer.