PEOPLE AT PARTIES

A small man of big business

Had similar hands to mine

Said I could learn economics from him

But he had to leave early when

Someone hit him with a bottle

Also, a prince of somewhere

In Europe, a dark name forgotten,

Gave a girl a ring with no intention

Of marrying her, she knew

And threw the ring behind without looking

He scurried on the floor mumbling gold

Whether he found it or no, I could not say

A tall tough one ended up getting with her

Later it was said he is now in the prison system

Pulled up for several bags of white powder

That the whole world goes wild for

Chasing its tail, baring its teeth