THE PAINTED DOG

Bit off more than he could chew

And kept on chewing

Ate cigarette butts, tobacco bark

And coffee granules

Till he were the yellowest dog

That look in his eye, more glazed

Than treacle on icecream

He’d shat out all his meanness

He was your doggy dog now

We put make-up on him

Lilac and blue velvet facepaint

Till he were some garish slut

Those that did not want a piece of him

Wanted a piece out of him

Talk of the town

That painted dog