Crucifried waffle jesi,
Lego of lamb, Tomy broke bread
Fisher Price Kings, sponge cake
Of the head of John the Baptist
At the last supper, a Diet Coke
If God was one of us, this is his joke
Bumper sticker petrol saints
Disco neon burning bush
Diamond earring cutouts
Of the head of John the Baptist
Boiled sweets and gummy flies
We all knew what to get when the baby cried